Corb Lund - Hard on equipment

He^E's been roundin' off bolts since the age of fourteen Was th^B7at a five eighths or a n^Eine sixteenths? ^EHe's got a metric socket that don't quite fit Well it'll w^B7iggle just a little but it ain't quite s^Etripped The safety^A guard's gone from his grinding machine He got a st^Eiff paint brush he only kinda got clean He's the h^Aired man, my neighbor and a cousin in law He's a jerry ^Eriggin' fool, he got the t^B7ool for the ^Ejob

Well it's vise^A grips for pliers, and pliers for a wrench A wre^Ench for a hammer, hammers everything else It j^Aust don't seem to make much difference I s^Eure do like him but he's h^B7ard on equi^Epment

Hi^Es corners ain't square and his floor ain't level And he^B7's always had trouble wi^Eth the old tape measure ^EHis doors don't close ‘cause the jamb ain't plumb And he's a G^B7oddamn menace with an air nail ^Egun They love^A to see him comin' at the lumberyard store Fixed the^E leak in his roof with a two by four Drilled h^Aoles in his boards with the wrong kinda bit And when they^E don't line up he blames t^B7he governmen^Et

Well it's vise^A grips for pliers, and pliers for a wrench A wre^Ench for a hammer, hammers everything else It j^Aust don't seem to make much difference I s^Eure do like him but he's h^B7ard on equi^Epment

He^E got the whole front yard full of fix ‘em up cars Three ^B7don't run and the rest w^Eon't start E^Everything's fine with his rebuilt motor Except of co^B7urse for the couple spare parts left ove^Er Baler wir^Ae tie downs goin' down the road On two ba^Eld tires and an oversize load He ain't ^Anever read a manual ‘cause that's like cheatin' He don't mind^E a little grease on his ha^B7nds while he^E's eatin'

Well it's vise^A grips for pliers, and pliers for a wrench A wre^Ench for a hammer, hammers everything else It j^Aust don't seem to make much difference I s^Eure do like him but he's h^B7ard on equi^Epment