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[Verse 1]
C : GYou're the reason I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tyres. L : GAnd you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires.
[Chorus]
CYou're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' Oh, but Dlooks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin', but I Dlove you just the same.
[Verse 2]
C : GYou're the reason I've changed to beer from soda pop. L : GAnd you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.
[Chorus]
CYou're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' Oh, but Dlooks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin', but I Dlove you just the same.
[Bridge]
CI guess that we won't ever have Geverything we need, ‘cause Awhen we get "ahead", it's got Danother mouth to feed.
L : AGnd that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone. C : AGnd that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb.
[Chorus]
CYou're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' Oh, but Dlooks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin', but I Dlove you just the same.
[Conversation] L : Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants? C : But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that housecoat before supper. L : Ha, well, let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything that I went through today, I look like a movie star. C : Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie. L : Thankyee. C : Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway. L : Oh they did, huh? What about’s the ones that's bald? C : Ha ha ha, well, I guess you could say they take after me…