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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] D A Bm G Em G D [Verse]
DTried some bad medAitation D7Sittin' up in the dGark DThey say to picture an iAsland G'cause that's one place to sDtart DI guess I could count my bleAssings D7I don't sleep in the pGark EmWith all my earthly poBmssessions GIn one old shopping cAart F#mNo, I'm up in the penGthouse F#mOn a big feather bAed
[Chorus]
Is it tDoo Alate to fBmixaGte EmOn tGhat instDead
[Harmonica] D A D7 G D A G D [Verse]
DMy wife takes a vacAation D7One she can't afGford DI go fishin' the alAleys GFor someone to escDort DNo, I don't mind the mAoney D7It beats betting on spGorts EmAnd though it might get expBmensive GIt's cheaper than divAorce F#mAnd I love her torn stoGckings F#mAnd her lipstick of rAed
[Chorus]
Is it tDoo Alate to fBmixaGte EmOn hGer insteDad
[Bridge]
EmYou know you're my fBmavorite F#mShe says when we're thrGough EmSome parts are off lBmimits GBut I'd give them to Ayou
[Violin Solo] D A D7 G D A G D [Verse]
DWhere the hell was Dock ElAlis D7When I gave up that hGit DWhere was Timothy LAeary GWhen reality bDit DWho's the new Dalai LAama D7That shy little Gkid EmWith no room in his Bmbody GWhere a stranger could lAive F#mI can't blame him for dreGamin' F#mHe'll sleep when he's dAead
[Chorus]
Is it tDoo lAate to fBmixaGte EmOn tGhat iBmnstead Is it tDoo laAte to EmfixGate EmOn thaGt instDead
[Outro] D A D7 G D A D