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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse]
GSalutations! BTo whom it may concern EmThe litter box has overflowed CThe frozen dinner buDrned GOh we're running low on wine, my man BCould you please swing by the store EmMy TV's just reality, Cand I can't watch no mDore GThere's a shining diamond somewhere BWhere a kid is striking out EmHis dad is in the dugout CHe's foaming at the moDuth GA stomach's turning sour inside BOf a disappointed scout EmYeah he thought he'd found the real deal CBut now he's got his douDbts
[Chorus]
AmSo it's over before it bBegan EmBut I could nurse you in the triage CI could stick you with some Dpins AmBut it's hopeless, these rules make no Bsense EmFirst they say we Dcan't be loAvers CAnd now they say we can't be frDiends
[Solo] G Am G Am B C D [Verse]
GRuminations BThis medicine don't work EmHad that same thought ten thousand times CIt's only getting worDse GSwore off temptation BBut what if it's what I really wanna do EmBut how could I apologize CFor telling you the trDuth GThere's a burnt out light bulb above my head BIt's stolen my ideas EmThere's a yearbook on the book shelf CThat can't explain the yeDars GWell I never should have signed it BBut you know summer's coming soon EmWhen I almost drowned you gave me mouth to mouth CBeside your neighbor's pDool
[Chorus]
AmIt was over before it beBgan EmYou could've left me in the water CBut you made me live agDain AmAnd I'm sorry, I can't pay you bBack EmI wanna hold you 'Dtil the world disAsolves CBut we just can't get attaDched
[Outro] G Am G Am B Am G# D F# G