Cole Porter - The trailer song

^GI ain't heard ya call me baby, ^Emin years ^CIf you did it was followed up by, ^Dcan you bring me a couple more beers ^GAnd I don't think you know that, ^Emyou've got five kids ^CTill one of them runs right in front of, ^Dyour tv set ^GWell I don't know what I was thinking, ^Emyears ago ^CI know that I said "I Do", but now I'^Dm thinking I sure as hell don't

^GThis trailer ain't big enough ^Emfor the two of us ^CI can't handle your lazy ass and your ^Dever-growing gut ^GI make the meals I pay the bills ^Emso here's the new deal ^CPack up all of your crap without a ^Dfuss Cause this trailer ain't big ^Genough ^Em This trailer ain't big en^Cough ^D

^GWell that's fine I'm leaving, ^EmI don't need this ^CAnd I'm taking my old pickup truck, and the^D Elvis boxed set ^GAnd you used to be sexy, ^Emheels and lingerie ^CBut you've been wearing the same pair of sweatpants, ^Dnow for seven days ^GAnd I wish that I could stay here,^Em by your side ^CBut I'm pretty sure they don't make,^D a triple wide

^GThis trailer ain't big enough^Em for the two of us ^CI can't handle all your nagging and your^D cooking sucks ^GAnd I never complain ^Emabout the weight you've gained ^CLike how you're twice the woman I once ^Dloved This trailer ain't big en^Gough ^Em This trailer ain't big en^Cough ^D

Oh^C, you think that you try harder than me But^G you giving up is all I see We'^Dve both got to give if we want to make this^Em work We^Cll I'll shave my legs if you mow the lawn An^Gd if you shed a couple pounds this mullet is gone And ^DI'll quit b***hing if you throw all of your Playboy'^Cs out^D

^GThis trailer ain't big enough^Em for the two of us ^CI can't handle your lazy ass and your^D ever-growing gut ^GAnd I never complain ^Emabout the weight you've gained ^CBut now you're twice the woman I once ^Dloved ^CYou can pack up all your crap without a^D fuss Cause this trailer ain't big en^Gough ^Em This trailer ain't big en^Cough ^D No, this trailer ain't big enou^Ggh