Cole Porter - Friendship

If you're ^Cever in a ^D7jam, ^G7here I a^Cm. ^C7If you ^Fever need a pal, ^GI'm your g^Cal. If you ^Gever feel so ^Dhappy you ^Dmland in j^E7ail, ^Dm7I'm your b^Fail.

^G7It's ^Cfriendship, friendship, Just a perfect blend^G7ship, When ^Cother ^C7friendships have ^Fbeen forgot^{Cdim/Ab C/G Fm/D}Ours ^C/Gwill ^Cdim/Abstill ^G7be ^Chot! ^FLahdle-ahdle-ahdle-^Gdig–di^Cg-dig.

If you're ^Cever down a ^D7well, ^G7ring my ^Cbell. ^C7If you ^Fever catch on fire, ^Gsend a w^Cire. If you ^Gever lose your ^Dteeth when you're ^Dmout to ^E7dine, ^Dm7Borrow m^Fine.

^G7It's ^Cfriendship, friendship, Just a perfect blend^G7ship, When ^Cother ^C7friendships have ^Fceased to jel^Cdim/Abl ^{C/G Fm/D}Ours ^C/Gwill ^Cdim/Abstill ^G7be ^Cswell! ^FLahdle-ahdle-ahdle-^Ghep–he^Cp-hep.

If they ^Cever black your ^D7eyes, ^G7put me ^Cwise. ^C7If they ^Fever cook your goose, ^Gturn me ^Cloose. If they ^Gever put a ^Dbullet ^Dmthrough your ^E7brain ^Dm7I'll comp^Flain.   ^G7It's ^Cfriendship, friendship, Just a perfect blend^G7ship, When ^Cother ^C7friendships go ^Fup in smoke^Cdim/Ab, ^{C/G Fm/D}Ours ^C/Gwill ^Cdim/Abstill ^G7be ^Coke! ^FLahdle-ahdle-ahdle-^Ggoof-goof-^Cgoof.

If you ^Cever lose your ^D7mind, ^G7I'll be ^Ckind. ^C7If you ^Fever lose your shirt, ^GI'll be ^Churt. If you're ^Gever in a ^Dmill and get ^Dmsawed in ^E7half, ^Dm7I won't ^Flaugh.

^G7It's ^Cfriendship, friendship, Just a perfect blend^G7ship, When ^Cother ^C7friendships have ^Fbeen "for^Cdim/Abgate&quo^C/Gt; ^Fm/DOurs ^C/Gwill ^Cdim/Abstill ^G7be ^Cgreat!

If they ^Cever crack your ^D7spine, ^G7drop a ^Cline. ^C7If they ^Fever cut your throat, ^Gwrite a ^Cnote. If they ^Gever make a ^Dcannibal ^Dmstew of ^E7you, ^Dm7Invite me ^Ftoo!

^G7It's ^Cfriendship, friendship, Just a perfect blend^G7ship, When ^Cother ^C7friendships are ^Fup the crick, ^{Cdim/Ab C/G Fm/D}Ours ^C/Gwill ^Cdim/Abstill ^G7be ^Cslick! ^FLahdle-ahdle-ahdle-^Gquack-quack-^Cquack

^G7When ^Cother ^C7friendships have ^Fbeen forgot^{Cdim/Ab C/G Fm/D}Ours ^C/Gwill ^Cdim/Abstill ^G7be ^Chot^C7! ^{F Fm G7 F/A G F7/G C}