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Tuning: E A D G B E
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CmTimes have AbchangFm6ed Cm And we've often Cm/Ebrewound the clockDb Since the Puritans got a shock G When they landed on G/BPlymouth Rock C7If today C#dim C7 Any shock they should Fmtry to stem G'Stead of landing on CmPlymouth Rock G/DPlymouth Rock woulCadd2/Dd land oD7n themG
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InC olden days, a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shAmocking But now, God F6knows Fm6Anything Cgoes F/C C Gaug
Good authors, too, who once knew better words
Now only use Amfour-letter words Writing F6prose Fm6Anything CgoesF/C C
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B7If driving fast Ecars you like If low B7bars you like If old E7hymns you like If bare B7limbs you like If Mae WEmest you like Or me unEm/Ddressed you like Why, C#dimnobody Cdimwill C#dimopposeG7 When Cev'ry night the set that's smart is Intruding at nudist Amparties In F6studios Fm6Anything CgoesF/C G7
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When CMissus Ned McLean (God bless her) Can get Russian reds to Am"yes" her Then I F6suppose Fm6Anything Cgoes
When Rockefeller still can hoard en-
-ough money to let Max AmGordon Produce his F6shows Fm6Anything CgoesF/C C
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The B7world has gone Emad today And good's B7bad today And black's E7white today And day's Bnight today And that Emgent today You gave a Em/Dcent today Once haC#dimd seveCdimral cC#dimhateauG7s When Cfolks who still can ride in jitneys Find out Vanderbilts and AmWhitneys Lack baby F6clothes Fm6Anything Cgoes
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CWhen Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction Instruct Anna Sten in Amdiction Then 'Nana' F6shows Fm6Anything Cgoes
When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring Amlanding up- On her F6toes Fm6Anything Cgoes
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Just B7think of those Eshocks you've got And those B7knocks you've got And those E7blues you've got From thoseB news you've got And those Empains you've got (If any brEm/Dains you've got) From those C#dimlittleCdim radiC#dimos G7 CSo Missus R., with all her trimmings Can broadcast abed from AmSimmons Cause Franklin F6knows Fm6Anything goes