Written By Dom Wise YouTube: MrDomWise Twitter: DomOfTheYear Verse 1:

I can ar^Cgue with the mime I can argue with the mime

he is reading me the riot act

every line^Em ^Am ^Em ( Em - C - D )

every l^Cawyer in his prime every lawyer in his prime

gets nostalgic for the bar's

naivete to c^Emrime ^Am ^Em Chorus: Am ^G ascetics wring their h^Amands ^G this decadent mi^Amsuse ^G inside my china ^Amroom ^G you are my coffee spoon

C Em Am Em ( Em - C - D ) C Em Am Em Verse 2:

my ind^Culgence is a joke and while everybody laughs

I'm clipping coupons

saving my br^Emeath I was ce^Clebrating Lent

with a candle in a tent when you came and snatched me up

out of retire^Emment now I'm b^Cuying finer clothes

in department store windows throwing credit cards down

I never raised my voi^Emce I never raised my voice

Chorus: Am

^G ascetics wring their han^Amds ^G this decadent misus^Ame ^G inside my china roo^Amm ^G you are my coffee spoon

C Em Am Em ( Em - C - D ) C Em Am Em

Cold War Kids - Coffee spoon