Cledus T Judd - Willies got a big deck

I bought a ^Glittle house in a west side neighborhood The girls came over to party life is ^Dgood Till ^CWillie moved in next door and he's ^Gmade my life a ^Cwreck Now the girls are always over at ^DWillie's cause Willie's got a ^Gbig deck

With...a ^Chot tub on it And the ^Ggirls really want it There's a ^Dband playing and ^Clots of thong ^Gbikinis There's a ^Dbarbeque grill in the ^Ccorner and they're eatin' ^Gweenies ^CCheck out the blonde on the hot tub ^Gladder I guess it ^Ajust goes to show size does ^Dmatter Willie's got a ^Gbig deck...

I ^Gdecided to get some redecoratin' done I got some plants made sure they were well ^Dhung I thought a ^Clong hot tanning bed might do the ^Gtrick ^C But all I got was this ^Dtan and Willie's got a ^Gbig deck

With... ^Chot babes on it And they ^Gknow how to flaunt it In those ^Ditsy bittsy teeny weeny ^Cyellow dental floss bi ^Gkinis They're drinking ^D'frou- frou' drinks with umb ^Crellas and they're burning ^Gtikis ^CCheck out the twins on the hot tub ^Gladder I guess it ^Ajust goes to show size does ^Dmatter Cause Willie's got a ^Gbig deck

^CIf you can't beat 'em ^Gmight as well join 'em And ^Cthat's exactly what I ^Gdid Now ^Cme and Big Willie are the ^Gbest of friends And some ^Aday I'm gonna be like ^Dhim Cause Willie's got a ^Gbig deck

With...my ^Ctanning bed on it And the ^Ggirls really want it The ^Dhot tub's bubbling ^Cover with thong bik ^Ginis They're ^Dfunnelin beer and ^Csippin ^Gmartinis There's a ^Cnaked redhead everybody's staring ^Gat her ^AWillie showed us all size does ^Dmatter (N.C.) Cause Willie's got a ^Gbig deck