Cledus T Judd - Shes got a butt bigger than the beatles

^GShe cooks wit^Ch lar^Gd Loves ho^Dt food bars ^GA quart of s^Cweet tea and^G fried po^Drk skins ^GCan't get enoug^Ch eats ti^Gll she's stuff^Ded ^GGo's to the bath room ^Cand she com^Des back ^Gagain She ^Dthinks she looks just l^Cike Mado^Gnna When she ^Cruns her ^Ggreasy fingers throug^Dh her bleach blond hai^Gr ^D Most sometimes she'll ^Cplace another^G order And lordy have^C mercy on^G that little bitty^D chair

Sh^Ge's got a butt ^Dbigger^C than the Beatl^Ges ^D Eatin me ou^Ctta hou^Gse and h^Dome ^G Her booty size ^Dwell it ^Coutta be illegal^{D G} She has ^Da hard time s^Cittin on the^D throne ^G Hamburgers, H^Dotdogs ^C Cheese fries,^G and Coldslaw ^G A dozen b^Cear c^Dlaws yum, yu^Gm, yum

^GLoves sau^Csage li^Gnks, hates di^Det drinks

^GTakes up both seats in ^Ca two seater car ^{G D G}Her doctor said, lay off ^Cthe bread ^{G D G}But he didn't say nothing bo^Cut a Snickers bar ^{G D D}She drinks sweet m^Cilk by the gallon^G And shed neve^Cr eat a salad or a Lea^Gn Cuisine ^{D G D} And she'll lay spread out on the hammock ^{C G} After she's don^Ce her damage at Dairy^G Queen ^D

No you won^Em't find her name on the weight^C loss of fame Down ^Gat Jennie Crai^Dgs 'Cause when she ea^Emts em' out at the^C Waffle House T^Ghey'll bring in more ham a^Dnd eggs