Cledus T Judd - Ricky tidwells mama

Ricky ^GTidwell was a great athlete He was a ^Cbig strong boy that was quick on his feet And every ^Gcollege in the country wanted Ricky blockin' on their ^Dline Oh when the ^Gscouts came knocking on Ricky's door They ^Cdidn't want to talk to young Rick no more When they ^Gsaw his mama she's the ^Done they wanted to ^Gsign

Had ^CBear Bryant tattooed on her forearm She was ^Gmeaner than heck and ran the 40 in 4. ^D3 She could ^Gsquat 600 bench press 5 The ^Chands down meanest homemaker alive Got a ^Gscholarship playing line ^Dbacker in the SE ^GC ^G7

Ricky ^CTidwell's mama is gonna play football Her ^Greal name's Doris but they're gonna call her "Too ^DTall" She's got ^Gshoulders and a hind end four foot wide ^CGoing to college on a ^C7full ride Mrs. ^GTidwell's will you ^Dplay in the ^FNC- ^C-double- ^G-A

She'd ^Gwash all her team mates uniforms Tucked ^Ceverybody in the football dorms ^GCooked the game meal, said the Lord's prayer You're ^Dmissing a jockstrap? She's got a spare ^GCrawled in the huddle, and called all the plays The ^Conly one tough enough to go both ways Got a ^Gmouth full of mud, scarred up knees ^DCussing out the coaches and the referees

Ricky ^CTidwell's mama's gonna play football Her ^Greal name's Doris Everbody calls her "Too ^DTall" They say she's a ^Gfine young man but she's really not Ricky's ^Cmama was the master of the ^C7cheap shot And on the ^Gtriple option ^Dplay she'd ^Fruin ^Cyour ^Gday

She led the ^Fteam in tackles and the ^Cleague in sacks Res ^Gponsible for killing nine running backs But the ^Fschool's reputation ^Cwas destroyed They ^Gaccused Ricky's mama of ^Dster ^D7oids

Ricky ^CTidwell's mama's on probation Now the ^Gcollege is started their investiga ^Dtion They wouldn't leave ^Gpoor Ricky Tidwell's mama alone Said ^Cshe'd been takin' male ^C7hormones Mrs. ^GTidwell's gonna be ^Dhell In the ^FN- ^C-F ^G-L Ricky Tidwell's mama