Cledus T Judd - Refried beans

^GLast Friday evenin' I went to dry heavin' ^CBent over double in ^Gpain From out of my mouth And right on a new Lexus One ^A7hell of a load I sure ^Dswang On my ^Gknees I was throwin' The owner was goin' In ^Cside to pay for his gaso ^A7line I'm in a ^Gmess at the Texaco ^DBarfin' up refried ^Gbeans

I'm ^Cdown at the Texaco ^FSick as a ^Cdog ^GMy stomach's churnin' My ^Dtail end is ^Graw I ^Cswear it's the last time I'll ^Geat another taco sup ^Emreme ^C I'm in a ^Gmess at the Texaco ^DBarfin' up refried ^Gbeans

No this ^Gpicture ain't purdy I ate number 30 And ^Cdrank too much Mexican ^Gbeer Four shots of tequila Don't mix with fajitas I'm ^A7prayin' a bathroom is ^Dnear I O ^GD'd on tamales and green guacamole Lord, I ^Chope that the toilet is ^A7clean I'm in a ^Gmess at the Texaco ^DBarfin' up refried ^Gbeans

I'm ^Cdown at the Texaco ^FSmell like a ^Chog ^GKnee deep in poo poo The comm ^Dode was ^Gclogged Who ^Cused it the last time ^GOoo boy did it st ^Emink ^C Shoo-- ^Gwee at the Texaco Be ^Dcause of those refried ^Gbeans

I'm ^Cdown at the Texaco ^FWhere's Tim Mc ^CGraw? While ^GI'm sittin here peelin' The ^Dpaint off the ^Gwalls He's ^Cprobably sippin fine wine And ^Gdining on fancy cuis ^Emine ^C While I'm ^Ghere at the Texaco From ^Deatin' them refried ^Gbeans ^C A ^Gmess at the Texaco from ^Deatin them refried ^Gbeans