CLEDUS T JUDD - IF SHANIA WAS MINE CHORDS

Cledus T. Judd: Rewrites, sings, and records parodies of other Country music artists. IF Shania Was Mine

^AIf Shania was mine wouldn't be proud of me ^ECouldn't hardly blame her cause I'm so derned ugly ^A

But on our first date we could have a good time

^EIf I got her on the Moonsh^Aine ^AIf Shania was mine say it fit just right Though my polyester ^Esuit was just a little too^A tight

And there's no way I'd have bad hair day

^ECause I'd buy a new t^Aupi ^DThough I'd love to seduce h^Aer But she married ^Dher producer And all I do is ^Epray

Pray, Pray, she'll get a divorce someday Chorus:

If Shania was mine I think ^DI'd lose my mind ^A E If she only teased me^A, squeezed me, pleased me one good time And if she only knew, all the ^Dthings I'd Do ^E I'd be the lawn mowin Crop growin, tatter^G pealing ^DHouse cleaning kind ^E ^AIf Shania was mine ^AWell if Shania was mine she'd have to better agree ^ECan't no one cook road kill better than me ^A

And a dozen mountain oysters and some ole fat back

^EShe'd say, mmm, I like it like that ^A A^Dnd all I do is wonder who's better boots are bent under And know all I do is wine ^E

Now Wine, wine that girl so dog gone fine (Repeat Chorus)

^AIf Shania, If Shania, If Shania, If Shania If^E Shania was mine

Submitted By: Shane Littrell

Cledus T Judd - If shania was mine