Cledus T Judd - If george strait starts dancin

Every ^Dtime a country awards show ^Gcomes on my T ^DV I'm forced to put up with some ^Echoreograph ^Ay I ^Dreally like She-Daisy and Sara Evans is mighty ^Gfine But I prefer my country ^Dmusic without ^Aall that bump and gr ^Dind

So Sha ^Gnia put some clothes on Stop ^Dprancin' all around And Mark ^EMiller I get dizzy watching you sp ^Ain with Sawyer Brown ^DEven Jo Dee Messina's shaking her hips and all of her ^Gred But if ^DGeorge Strait starts dancing somebody sh ^Aoot me in the ^Dhead

Well you ^Enever saw Hank Jr. do the el ^Aectric bugal ^Eoo And I can't see Merle Haggard moon ^F#walking in his ^Bboots Now, ^EFaith Hill is a diva and she can shake her bootyful ^Athing But I prefer my country ^Esingers to just ^Bhold real still and ^Esing

So Kenny ^AChesney keep your hat on Quit tr ^Eying to get down ^F#You don't see Brad Paisley sugar ^Bfootin like James Brown ^EEven the Dixie Chicks got their groove on in Earl's ^Adead But if ^EGeorge Strait starts dancing somebody sh ^Boot me in the ^Ehead

Last ^C#mnight I had a bad dream that ^Acountry was going (No Chord) pop I seen ^F#Alan Jackson break dancing while ^BMcGraw did the robot

So Trace ^AAdkins put one glove on if you're ^Egonna dance like that You ^F#move like Michael Jackson but you ^Bwear a cowboy hat Now ^EI don't much agree with what Lee Ann Womack ^Asaid So if ^EGeorge Strait starts dancin somebody sh ^Boot me in the ^Ehead If George Strait starts dancin somebody sh ^Boot me in the ^Ehead