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Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon) Tokeco Tunes/Wacissa River Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC) G(arpeggio) Yeah I was always the lazy one, G(arpeggio) A Southern Californian,
But FI've got some kinfolk on the CMason-Dixon line. G(arpeggio) So this summer just for fun G(arpeggio) Hopped in my DeLorean And Fheaded for my uncle's Cfarm for a short time.
DmI thought that EmI would be Fhuntin' and Gfishin'. CI misunderstood him someFhow. DmSo far there's Emnothin' but Fchores here to Gmention. CI didn't mind feedin the Fsows. FBut HOW DO YOU MILK A GCOW?
How do you milk a Ccow? I wasn't in FFFA. This cow must think i'm Gcrazy Up under it thisC way. I'm sittin' here a Fpullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' Cout. Oh E I E I GO, C C F (play twice) How do you milk a cow?
G(arpeggio) Yeah I love it here in Tennesse, G(arpeggio) But these farmers all make fun of me.
FCan't haul much hay in a Ctiny sports car. G(arpeggio) So I got myself a 4 wheel drive, G(arpeggio) Learned to spotlight deer at night, And FI've got shearin' sheep right Cdown to an art.
DmOne thing's for Emsure, I hate Fshovelin' maGnure, CIt gets all over my Foveralls. DmThem horses need Emshoein' FI hear Bessie Gmooin'. So I Cthought maybe I'd ask you Fall. FHOW DO YOU MILK A GCOW?
How do you milk a Ccow? I think it's safe to Fsay A man could get arGrested for this stuff in CLA This heifer must be Fempty 'cause she ain't puttin Cout. Oh E I E I GO, Tell me how do you milk a Ccow.
(solo) (Spoken) This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster. I hope I don't get mad cow diease.
How do you milk a Ccow? I no longer Fcare. I'm gettin sick and Gtired of smellin' dairy Cair. I'm headin' back to FCali And I'm turnin' in my Cplow. Oh E I E I GO. C C F (fade) How do you milk a cow?