Cledus T Judd - Goodbye squirrel

^CMe and Harold Bumpert were ^Foutdoors men ^CSet in our backwoods ^Gways ^CBoth members of the ^Fhuntin' club ^CBoth active in the ^GNR^CA -Nation Redneck Association ^CWe scouted a location where we ^Fhad no doubt ^CWe'd kill the biggest buck in the ^Gworld-about a 34 pointer ^CHarold waited in his ^Ftree stand ^CBut, all he ^Gseen was a ^Csquirrel ^CDang near two weeks since the the ^Fseason started and ^CNeither one of us was ^Gamused We had a on ^Creal tree camo, ^Fhigh-powered ammo But ^Cno big ^Ggame to ^Cshoot ^CThen we finally saw a deer as ^Fbig as a horse ^CHarold had it in his ^Gcross-hairs But that ^Csquirrel jumped off a ^Fbranch above us and ^CLanded in ^GHarold's ^Chair (...get it out...) Harold ^Amfell off the stand, on his ^Ghead he landed ^FLike a wimp he ^Claid there and cried Till I ^Amclimbed on down, picked him ^Gup off the ground And it ^Fdidn't take us long to ^Gdecide...that squirrel had to ^Cdie ^{F C} Good-^Gbye squi^Frrel With black-eyed p^Ceas ^F Your gonna ^Ctaste good to ^Gme-^Fsquirrel It's you or ^Cme ^F Come on ^Cout of that t^Gree-s^Fquirrel Hey guess what^{C F} You've eaten ^Cyour last n^Gut-s^Fquirrel ^CMe and Harold went down to the ^Fsurplus store ^CBought a keg of dyno^Gmite Two ^Cbaseball bats and a ^Fcase of M80's We were ^Cin for one ^Gheck of a ^Cfight-we'll show you ^CWhen your huntin' with dumb and ^Fdumber ^CSomethings surely bound to go ^Gwrong-now be careful ^CAnd when Harold lit that ^Freal short fuse ^CI knew it ^Gwouldn't be ^Clong When the ^Amdynamite ^Gblew Harold's ^Ffoot did ^Ctoo And ^Amfingers began to ^Gfly We were barely ^Falive when the Game Warden ^G'rived And ^Fmuch to our ^Gsuprise, that squirrel didn't ^Cdie ^{F C} Good-^Gbye ^Fsquirrel Just one more shot (^Cboom) ^F You'll be in^C my crock ^Gpot-s^Fquirrel You'll make a lunch^{C F} You over ^Cgrown chip^Gmunk-^Fsquirrel I'll skin ya hide^{C F} And make a ^Chat when it's ^Gdried-^Fsquirrel