Cledus T Judd - Cledus dont stop eatin for nuthin

She said a ^A"hey plow boy done ate half a cow And I still can hear your big old belly growl So I ^Dsteamed up a fresh heap of broccoli for you You've got ^Acalories to burn and some pounds to lose" Well you can ^Ebring that broccoli with squirrel and dumplings Cause ^ACledus don't stop eatin' for nuthin'

She said "I've ^Acooked non-stop in this house for weeks Time to get your big butt up on somewhere's else to eat" So I've ^Dbeen down to Shoney's four times today I hit the ^ASizzler and the Quincy's they were on the way

I 'bout ^Eblowed out my colon from buffet jumpin' Cause ^ACledus don't stop a-eatin' for nuthin'

If you like ^Dlove handles and big old buns I've ^Apounds of passion and tons of fun I ^Dlook like Flabio in my king-cab truck To look like ^EBrooks and Dunn I need a tummy tuck

We got to ^Afind a little place where I can eat some more Before I start rollin' on this hardwood floor ^DHead down to Hooters break out the wings Then make a ^Arun down to the border I'm an eatin' machine

^EFire up the stove and keep the fat clams comin' Cause ^ACledus don't stop eatin for nuthin' If it's ^Eall you can eat then you'll see me runnin' Cause ^ACledus don't stop eatin for nuthin' ^ETell Richard Simmons he can kiss my bumpkin Cause ^ACledus don't stop eatin for nuthin' Make my ^Epies pumpkin And my donuts Dunkin Cause ^ACledus don't (No Chord) stop.