Cledus T Judd - Bake me a country ham

I was ^Fsitting there, with my ^Bbfork in hand ^CStaring at my lousy ravi-^Foli can As she walked right in and ^Bbsaid to me Is there ^Cany way that I can make your ^Fday complete ^BbI told her if there?s anyway you ^Ccan Could you ^Bbgrease up that old metal roasting ^Cpan

^CCould you bake me a ^Fcountry ham Honey glazed with a ^Dmside of yams Leave in it till it?s ^Bbgolden brown Pineapples all the ^Cway around Let the sweet smell ^Ffill the air Serve it to me in my ^Dmunderwear I?m tired of eating imi^Bbtation Spaa-^Caaam Could you bake me a ^Fcountry ham

^FI looked at her, with ^Bbhungry eyes She ^Casked if I needed ketchup for my ^Fcurly fries I held my breath, I could ^Bbhardly wait For my ^Clittle slice of heaven on that ^FDixie plate I could ^Bbfeel the juices running down my ^Cchin As my ^Bbstomach started singing once ^Cagain

^CCould you bake me a ^Fcountry ham Honey glazed with a ^Dmside of yams Leave in it till it?s ^Bbgolden brown Pineapples all the ^Cway around Let the sweet smell ^Ffill the air Serve it to me in my ^Dmunderwear I?m tired of eating imi^Bbtation Spaa-^Caaam Could you bake me a ^Fcountry ham

Could bake me a c^Gountry ham Honey glazed with a ^Emside of yams Leave it in till it?s ^Cgolden brown Pineapples all the ^Dway around Let the sweet smell ^Gfill the air Serve it to me in my ^Emunderwear I m tired of eating imitation ^CSpaaa-^Daaam Could you bake me a ^Gcountry ham