Cledus T Judd - 12

Well ^Chere's how this whole mess got started Had a ^Emstripper at a bachelor party I ^Amknew when she jumped out of that cake ^FWe were meant to be ^G The ^Cnext date we both flew off to Vegas I ^Emmust have been an ignoramus I ^Amhonestly believed that she ^FLoved me just for me ^GOh it wasn't ^Amsix months ^Fit came to an ^Cend ^GI walked out of the ^Amcourtroom crying ^FShe left with a grin

Cause she got ^Chalf And I said ^G"OW!" I mean ^Amdang That comes to ^Fnearly fifty ^Cthou Per ^Gdate My ^Ambutt had never been so ^Fchafed Cause she got ^Chalf

I ^Cwondered if I'd remain lonely Or ^Emwould I find my one and only ^AmThen the answer to my prayers Ap ^Fpeared on my TV ^G The ^Ccutest little tarot card reader I ^Emknew that I just had to meet her ^AmThen she said it was in the cards For ^Fher to marry me ^GOh wasn't ^Amthree months later I was ^Fback in court a ^Cgain ^GNo way she ^Amcould have predicted The ^Fway it would end

Cause I got ^Chalf And she said ^G"OW!" Two dollars a ^Amminute So every ^Fone call right now ^CYour Future aw ^Gaits And ^AmI will be the next Bill ^FGates Cause I get ^Chalf

Some ^Gtimes you're better off as friends Cause ^Fif it ever ends

Then ^Gthey get ^Chalf And you'll say ^G"OW" So I'm not ^Amlooking to get ^Fmarried right now ^CI've got a ^Gdate With a ^Ambeautiful Playboy Play ^Fmate Who won't get ^Chalf