^GHave a word with your ^DPatron Saint ^AmCover up the cracks with a ^Click of paint ^GAll the exits are all ^Ddouble-locked Because ^AmSt Sebastian ^Csways but doesn't rock^G, ^D, ^Ami

Here's to you - you put up a fight You're the last to leave, now turn out the light You danced to the Devil and the Feathery wife Now the Ordnance Survey is mapping out your life

^EmLook at the ^Gsmall print: it's what we ^Dagreed - ^EmSign your name before we ^Gteach you how to ^Dread

This is the ^Gland, the ^DLand of Do What You're ^AmTold^C The Land of the ^GFree: if you ^Ddon't leave the ^Amfold^C ^GSmile a little ^Dwider as you're ^Amwaiting to be ^Csold This is the ^Gland, the ^DLand of Do What You're ^AmTold^C

I'm a celebrity - let me in here One last jump from the end of the pier We breached the wall, but I was too tired to run My Get Up And Go got up and now it's gone Look at the small print: it's what we agreed - Sign your name before we teach you how to read This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told With a little lip service to breaking the mould Smile a little wider as you're waiting to be sold This is the land, the Land of Do What You're Told (We're going on strike for twelve per cent We're not downhearted yet They're filming it all for a reality show So twelve per cent we'll get)

Chumbawamba - The Land Of Do What You're Told