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Album: Chuck (2017) *NOTE* Chuck speaks the lyrics of this song all the way through. There are no chrous', no breaks, nothing! Just play and enjoy. [Verse]
CmA bunch of guys was Gmin this bar roomCm EbMost of them had been there Cmhalf the dayEb Cm EbThey'd been telling jokes and Ffairy tales Ablying Just to Fpass the time awayAb Cm EbThen suddenly Cmsomeone Ebcracked the bar room door GmAnd then pushed it open wide And this Cmhuge Gmtall dark dude CmBowed his head and Ebstepped insideCm Eb CmI wonder where he's Ebfrom? Some blonde askedCm The Ebwind must have blown him inCm But an old EbDutchman offered him a drink CmWhat will it be, Ebwhisky, rum or Fgin? Sick him Fido, a Abredhead shouted F Show Abhim his way back to the streetCm But Ebthe Great Dane just walked over and Cmlicked his hand And Eblay down at his feetGm GmHe said if you spare me that drink, Dutchman GmI promise I'll tell you howCm That I came to Ebbe the helpless sightCm That stands before you Ebnow CmI used to be an artist ENot one who sits and fiddle Cmout on the curbEb CmBut in my day and time My music was considered Ebsuperb F FI wrote a song about a poor kid Raised down in AbNew Orleans Cm It didn't Ebmake the hall of fame CmBut it bought us shrimp, rice and Ebbeans Gm He kept at it Abuntil it made the big time, GmPlaying town after FtownCm AbUntil he met a woman Ebhe fell in love with CmAnd it really turned his life aroundEb CmShe had eyes like Cleopatra FAnd a head of Abluxurious hair CmWith the brilliance of Ebher beauty None Cmother could compareEb When Fshe lifted her eyes to Abhis Her Flips would fall apartAb Each Cmtime she allowed him kiss herEb It Cmnear petrified his heartEb But when Gmhe ask her would she marry him GmHe'd give her everything he hadF She turned Cmand walked awayEb And it nearly Gmdrove him madEb Cm He promised Ebher a half a millionF And would even pay Abin advanceCm If she would let him Ebprove himselfCm Or at least Egive him a chanceF And if he should go Abblind And had to Fuse his hands to feelAb He would Cmhire someone to do her Ebwork And prepare Abher every mealEb Gm How could a Cmman love a woman so muchEb? Not one of you would think!Gm F Well, I did Aband I Cmstill do AbHey Dutchman, Gmyou promised me a drink!