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This was really hard to figure out, hope this helped! The timing of the chorus is very tricky. Also since this is chords, it isn't entirely accurate, the original fingerpicking has a lot more chords. [Verse]
DGood afternoon, Chris Do you mind if I Acall you that? See, me aGnd my partner here Have just a Dfew questions toA ask We are hDere today On official good peArson business RegaDrding calls that Gwe received DFrom an anoAnymous witness
So yBmou've been right heDre all along UnEderneath my nose
[Pre-Chorus]
GWe haAve you surrDounded BmThereD's noAwhere to go
[Chorus]
GOkay, okay I coAnfess I'm not a wF#ork in prBmogress BmAll my thoughts aAre illDegal I'm not sEafe around pGeople GI have alAways been eDvil
[Verse]
DCounting the stairs TAwo of them at a time 'Cause Gif there's not an even number DI'm gonna dAie As an exDercise Just imagine you aAre your fear Now make iEt small and smGall And smaDller unAtil it disF#appeaBmrs
[Pre-Chorus]
BmLook at this splAash oDf ink and tell me wEhat you see AMe, feDeding a lion under a pBmalm trAee
[Chorus]
GWhy is everyone laAughing? I have no prF#oof but it hBmappened I'm Bmas bad as tAhey coDme Turn arEound and rGun GDon't wanAna hurt anyDone
GOkay, okay I conDfess I'm not a wF#ork in prBmogress BmAll my thoughts aAre illDegal I'm not sEafe around pGeople GI have alAways been eDvil