Chris Young - White lightning hit the family tree

^GIt was the thirty first gathering of the Thompsons, Jo^Amneses, and Smiths There were ta^Gbles full of chicken, taters, collard greens, and g^Drits Well it a^Gll took place at Hatie Lake State P^Aark Volleyball, fi^Gshin', badmitton, yard darts Aunt I^Amrene said she'd never seen a turnout like t^Dhis

Well it s^Gtarted with hand shakes and lordy, how the babies have grown As the sun got hotter the day got to draggin' al^Dong I s^Gaw Uncle Gene comin' back from his car With so^Cmethin' clear as water in a mason j^Gar The lemonade got hearty and, Lo^Drdy, the party was ^Gon

That ^Col' boom box got louder and louder Ac^Gtin' civilzed didn't seem to matter Ev^Cerybody got to showin' their hiney includin' ^Dme Lord I'd ne^Gver known Granny to take her a sip But the wo^Crds were a slurrin' comin' off of her lips And it da^Gwned on me white lig^Dhtnin' hit the family t^Gree

^GWell cousin Johnny was a gator Jimmy was a UT fan And that football talk was quickly gettin out of h^Dand Granny t^Gold Uncle Dave that she hated his guts Got ri^Cght up in his face said, your whole famn damily's nuts Chicken l^Gegs got to flyin' And the wh^Doop started hittin' the f^Gan

That ^Col' boom box got louder and louder Ac^Gtin' civilzed didn't seem to matter Ev^Cerybody got to showin' their hiney includin' ^Dme Lord I'd ne^Gver known Granny to take her a sip But the wo^Crds were a slurrin' comin' off of her lips And it da^Gwned on me white lig^Dhtnin' hit the family t^Gree

That ^Fol' park ranger jumped o^Cut of his car Said, li^Gsten here folks, it's gone a little too far Te^Far it all down, p^Cack it all up C^Dmall it quits while there's still a little love

Yeah I've n^Gever known Granny to take her a sip But the wo^Crds were a slurrin' comin' off of her lips And it da^Gwned on me white li^Dghtnin' hit the family t^Gree

Yeah it dawned on me white li^Dghtnin' hit the family t^Gree