Chris Ledoux - Honky tonk world

^EWell there used to be a time ^EWhen candlelight and wine Was all that a ^Dwoman would ^Aneed ^B7Man you were a winner ^B7If you took her out to dinner Or a movie she wanted to ^Esee ^EBut the world has turned ^EAnd it's time you learned That the old ain't working no ^Amore ^B7Yeah the rules have changed ^B7And it's a brand new game And buddy if you want to ^Esc^Eor^Ee ^E

^AYou gotta get off the couch ^AGet out of the house ^ELong about Friday night ^AShine up your boots ^F#Polish up your moves If you ^B7want to keep her satisfied^{G E}You know a little bump and grind'll ^EDo it every time If you want to keep your little ^Agirl But you ^Edon't stand a chance 'Less you ^Atake her out and dance Cause we're ^Bliving in a honky tonk ^Eworld

^EWell sooner or later ^EAll you couch potatoes Are gonna be the ^Dlonely ^Aones ^AIf you want good lovin' then you gotta keep up ^AAnd you better know your Brooks from your ^EDunn ^EDon't even think that your Englebert Humperdink ^ERecord's gonna ^Dturn her ^Aon Cause ^B7Mister you can bet ^B7If you don't know the steps Then you're gonna get left at ^Eho^Eme^{E E}

^AYou gotta get off the couch ^AGet out of the house ^ELong about Friday night ^AShine up your boots ^F#Polish up your moves If you ^B7want to keep her satisfied^{G E}You know a little bump and grind'll ^EDo it every time If you want to keep your little ^Agirl But you ^Edon't stand a chance 'Less you ^Atake her out and dance Cause we're ^Bliving in a honky tonk ^Eworld

^ENow if your were Cro-Magnon ^EYou'd would be a-draggin' ^EThem women by the hair to your cave^{G A E}You'd be down on your knees ^ERecitin' those soliloquis back in Romeo's day^{G A E}Yeah and you'd be kinda nifty ^EIf we were in the fifties ^EAnd you had a cool car to drive^{G A E}Well we're living in the nineties So you ^Abetter shake your hiney Or you're ^B7gonna get left behind

^AYou gotta get off the couch ^AGet out of the house ^ELong about Friday night ^AShine up your boots ^F#Polish up your moves If you ^B7want to keep her satisfied^{G E}You know a little bump and grind'll ^EDo it every time If you want to keep your little ^Agirl But you ^Edon't stand a chance 'Less you ^Atake her out and dance Cause we're ^Bliving in a honky tonk ^Eworld

No you ^Edon't stand a chance 'Less you ^Atake her out and dance Cause we're ^Bliving in a honky tonk ^Ewo^Erl^Ed ^E