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GIf I were you, then CI would gladly D/F#loan to me a Gdollar or two So I could D/F#eat, and Cmaybe get DD/F# G Just one good night of sleep But I'm not, and I'm Cstranded Like a D/F#castaway in this Gtown And Cyou seem so D/F#unwilling To help a Gfellow when he's Cdown If I were Gyou, D/F#that's what I'd Gdo
GIf I were you, CI wouldn't be out Don these streets GThe whole night through Yeah, I'd have a D/F#job and a Cpretty wife That D/F#I could come home Gto But I don't, and CI have twenty D/F#cents Left to my Gname And Cyou're the only D/F#one left here GThat I have to Cblame If I were Gyou, D/F#That's what I'd Gdo
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GSir, it's Cnot like me to D/F#take from you GThings I haven't earned CI wish I could go D/F#back And need the Glessons D/F#I have Glearned
But I can't, so you'll Cgladly Put your D/F#money in this Gsack Yes CSir, this thing is D/F#loaded And I Ghave the hammer Cback If I were Gyou, D/F#that's what I'd Gdo CIf I were Gyou, D/F#that's what to do