Chris de Burgh - Patricia the stripper

^FDennis is a menace with his ^A7'anyone for tennis?' and bese^Dmeching me to come and keep the s^F7core. And M^Bbaud say 'Oh Lord, I'm so^Bbm terribly bored. I ^Freally can't s^Dmtand it ^G7anymore^C7.' I'm going ^Fout to dinner with a g^A7orgeous singer to a l^Dmittle place I found down by the ^F7quay her ^Bbname is Patricia, she ^Bbmcalls herself Delicia and the ^Freason isn't^Dm very hard to ^Gsee.

^C7She says '^FGod made her a sinner just to keep ^A7fat man thinner as they ^Dmtumble down in heaps before her f^F7eet. They h^Bbang around in groups like b^Bbmattle weary troops one can of^Ften see them q^Dmueue right down the st^Greet. ^C7You see Pat^Bbricia -or Delicia- not o^A7nly is a singer she a^Dmlso removes all her clot^G7hing ^C7for Pa^Bbtricia is the best ^C stripper in town. ^{F Bb F}

^F And ^C7with a ^Fswing of her hips she s^D7tarted to strip to tre^Gmmendous applause she t^C7ook of her drawers and with a l^Fick of her lips she undid^D7 all her clips and threw it a^Dmll in the air - ev'^Crybody stared and as the ^Bblast piece of clothing fell^A7 on the floor the police^F were banging on the door^D7 on a sa^Gmturday night in n^Cineteen-twentyf^Four. ^Bb Take it aw^Fay boys. ^C7

^C7But poor P^Fatricia was arrested and e^A7veryone detested the ^Dmmanner in which she was exposed^{F7 Bb}later on in court well ^Bbmeverybody thought a sum^Fmer run in jai^Dml would be proposed^G. ^C7But the jud^Bbge said 'Patricia, or m^A7ay I say Delicia, the f^Dmacts of this case lie before ^G7me ^C7case dismissed ^Bbthis girl was in her wo^Crking clothes. ^{F Bb F}

and as the ^Bblast piece of clothing fell^A7 on the floor the police^F were yelling at the door^D7 on a sa^Gmturday night in n^C7ineteen-twentyfour^F - ^{F7 D7} on a sa^Gm7turday night in n^C7ineteen-twentyfour.^{F F7 Bb Bbm C7} Oh yea^F7h.