Chris de Burgh - Nothing ever happens round here

^G She was a girl from a ^Done horse town, ^C The only place for m^Giles ar^Dound, ^G Cutting hair in the m^Dodern style, ^C Putting in the n^Gine to f^Dive, But^C every night it was the s^Game old dream, ^C On the cover of a m^Gagaz^Dine, She^C looked good but it could n^Gever come true, 'cos n^Cmaj7othing ever h^Dappens round h^Emere, N^Cmaj7othing ever h^Dappens round h^Gere,

^G She had a boyfriend ^Din the town, ^C He spent his days just m^Gessing ar^Dound, With^G stick shifts and st^Deering wheels, ^C Motorbikes and ^Gautomob^Diles, And^C every night it was the s^Game old thing, ^C Meet the boys for a c^Gouple of dr^Dinks, ^C Shoot pool and t^Galk about girls, And n^Cmaj7othing ever h^Dappens round h^Emere, N^Cmaj7othing ever h^Dappens round h^Gere,

They said n^Gothing, no n^Em7othing, no n^Cadd9othing, N^G/Dothing ever happens round h^Gere, N^Gothing, no n^Em7othing, no n^Cadd9othing, N^G/Dothing ever happens round h^Gere,

^G One day in a l^Docal bar, ^C She heard a movie man was l^Gooking for a st^Dar, ^G And everybody in the wh^Dole damn town, ^C Got the call to c^Gome on d^Down, And^C when she walked int^Go the room, ^C Every heart went b^Goom boom b^Doom, who's that g^Cirl? She's exactly what were l^Gooking for, But n^Cmaj7othing ever h^Dappens round h^Emere, N^Cmaj7othing ever h^Dappens round h^Gere,

They said n^Gothing, no n^Em7othing, no n^Cadd9othing, N^G/Dothing ever happens round h^Gere, N^Gothing, no n^Em7othing, no n^Cadd9othing, N^G/Dothing ever happens round h^Ebere,

^Eb And so she took a screen test, ^Bb No doubt that she was the best, ^F The camera fell in love with h^Der^D7, ^Eb Before she knew it she was ^Fadd9on the way to make that dream come tr^Gue,

^G Now she's living in h^Dollywood, ^C And everything is l^Gooking g^Dood, ^G She thinks about the f^Dolks back home, ^C And her boyfriend ^Gall ^Dalone, But^C every night it's still the s^Game old thing, ^C Meet the boys for a c^Gouple of dr^Dinks, ^C Shoot pool and t^Galk about girls, And n^Cmaj7othing ever h^Dappens round h^Emere, N^Cmaj7othing ever h^Dappens round h^Gere,

They said n^Gothing, no n^Em7othing, no n^Cadd9othing, N^G/Dothing ever happens round h^Gere, N^Gothing, no n^Em7othing, no n^Cadd9othing, N^G/Dothing ever happens round h^Gere, N^Gothing, no n^Em7othing, no n^Cadd9othing, N^G/Dothing ever happens round h^Gere, N^Gothing, no n^Em7othing, no n^Cadd9othing, N^G/Dothing ever happens round h^Gere.