^G Snooker Loopy, ^Cnuts are we; ^D7me and him and ^Gthem and me. ^G We'll show you what ^Cwe can do, with a ^D7load of balls and a ^Gsnooker cue. ^G Pot the reds then,^C screw back, For the ^D7yellow, green, brown, blue, ^Gpink and black. ^G Snooker Loopy, ^Cnuts are we;^D7 we're all snooker, loo-^Gpy.

Now ^Gol' Milo, as we all know's, got ^D7loadsa dappa ^Gsuits. London bred and he keeps his head 'though he's ^D7got Italian ^Groots. E-^Amotional, but he keeps his cool, '^Etill he reaches the ^Afinals. And ^Bmwhether he wins, or whether he don't, &qu^F#ot;I always bit^Bme me^D eye-balls".

Now ^Gour friend Den; hours he spent, ^D7down the snooker ^Ghall. On the old green baize, his mates seem amazed, At his ^D7skills with a snooker ^Gball.

And ^Athem long shots, he never ever got, ^Ewhy? the old mind ^Aboggles. But ^Bmnowadays, he pots the lot, &^F#quot;cos I wear t^Bmhese^D gog-gles".

^G Snooker Loopy, ^Cnuts are we; ^D7me and him and ^Gthem and me. ^G We'll show you what ^Cwe can do, with a ^D7load of balls and a ^Gsnooker cue. ^G Pot the reds then,^C screw back, For the ^D7yellow, green, brown, blue, ^Gpink and black. ^G Snooker Loopy, ^Cnuts are we;^D7 we're all snooker, loo-^Gpy.

Now ^GTerry the taff, was born in a gaff, in the ^D7valleys of the land of ^Gsong. And as the reds, he puts to bed, he ^D7likes to sing a-^Glong. And ^Aif I win, he says with a grin; "it^E can only hel^Ap me can't it?" I'll ^Bmcelebrate; I'll buy another eight, "^F#mhair-brushes, fo^Bmr me^D bar-net".

Now ^Gold Willy Thorne; his hair's all gone, and his ^D7mates all take the ^Grise. His opponent said; "cover up his head, 'cos ^D7it's shining i^Gn my eyes".

When the ^Alight shines down, on his bare crown, It's a ^Ecert, he's gonna ^Awalk it, It's ^Bmjust not fair giving off that glare; "^F#m;Per-haps I ough^Bmt to c^Dhalk it".

^G Snooker Loopy, ^Cnuts are we; ^D7me and him and ^Gthem and me. ^G We'll show you what ^Cwe can do, with a ^D7load of balls and a ^Gsnooker cue. ^G Pot the reds then,^C screw back, For the ^D7yellow, green, brown, blue, ^Gpink and black. ^G Snooker Loopy, ^Cnuts are we;^D7 we're all snooker, loo-^Gpy.

Now ^GSteve last year, come very near, to ^D7winning the snooker ^Gcrown. But he never got to put it on his ginger nut, 'Cos the ^D7black ball wouldn't go ^Gdown.

His ^Amanager of all, said; "Sod that ball", But it ^Ehelped him make his ^Amind up. Now ^Bmhe don't care who wins this year; "'Cos ^F#mhe's got the rest o^Bmf us si^Dgned up".

^G Snooker Loopy, ^Cnuts are we; ^D7me and him and ^Gthem and me. ^G We'll show you what ^Cwe can do, with a ^D7load of balls and a ^Gsnooker cue. ^G Pot the reds then,^C screw back, For the ^D7yellow, green, brown, blue, ^Gpink and black. ^G Snooker Loopy, ^Cnuts are we;^D7 we're all snooker, loo-^Gpy.

^G Snooker Loopy, ^Cnuts are we;^D7 we're all snooker, loo-^Gpy. ^G Snooker Loopy, ^Cnuts are we;^D7 we're all snooker, loo-^Gpy.

Chas & Dave - Snooker loopy