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Gertcha - Chas and Dave
CWell There’s A Word That I Don’t Understand, I Hear It EveryCday From My Old Man CIt May Be Cockney Rhyming Slang, It Ain’t In No SchoolG Book CHe Says It Every Time That He Gets Mad, A Regular Caution Is My Old Dad FRub The Old Man Up The Wrong WGay And Bet Your Life You’ll Hear Him Say...
Guitar Run Down C Bb A Ab Run Back Up B G A B Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
CGertcha! When The Kids Are Swinging On The Gate, Gertcha! When TheF Paper Boy Is Half An Hour Late CGertcha! When The Pigeons Are Pecking At His Seeds, GerFtcha! When The Barker Starts Digging Up HF#dimis Beans
Guitar Run Down G A Bb B Run Back Up C D E B E Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
FBarstool PreachiDng That’s The Old Man's GGame CNow The Old Man Was A Desert Rat,Khaki Shorts And A Khaki Hat CHow Me Mother Could Have Fancied That I Just Don’tG Know CBut When The Enemy Came In Sight They Gave Up Without A Fight Cos TheyF Rubbed Him Up The Wrong Way This Is What TGhey Heard Him Say
G Run Down G A Bb B Run Back Up C D E B E Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
CGertcha! When My Rock And Roll Records Wake Him Up FGertcha! When The Poles Knocked England Out The Cup CGertcha! When The Kids Are Banging On His Door Gertcha! WhFen The Barman Wont Serve Him Any MoreF#dim
Run Up G A Bb B C D E B E Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
FBarstool PreachiDng He's Always Been The SaGme
Solo G C F G Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
CGertcha! When The Dog's Left A Message On The Step FGertcha! Lester Piggot When He Lost It By A Neck CGertcha! When Me Brother Kicks The Toes Out Of His Shoes FGertcha! When The Houseflies Are Flying Round HF#dimis Food
Run Up G A Bb B C D E B E Gertch! You Cow Son, Gertcha!
FBarstool Preaching, He's ADlways Been The Same G Gertcha! X 4
CGertcha! When Me Mother Says He Cant Go Down The Pub, FGertcha! Sisters Boyfriend Putting Sister Up The Club CGertcha! At The Tomcats, When They’re Kicking Up A Din FGertcha! When West Ham beat TF#dimottenham 3-0 for the 'Win' CGertcha! When Me Mother Locks Him Out The Flat, FGertcha! When Its Raining And He Cant Find His Hat CGertcha! In The Mornings When His Motor Car Wont Go, FGertcha! Next Door Neighbour When He Wont Give Him A Tow
Gertcha! Gertcha! Gertcha! (quick fade-end)