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EWell I Bwish I had my Epicture on the BRolling Stone toEday BI wish that the EnquEirer spread a Brumor I was Egay BWell I wish I had some Ebuddies Bsome movie stars and sEuch BCause I probably wouldn't Eworry about the Btwo of us as Emuch B E EAnd I'd spend all my F#money on Bcaviar B/Bband cocG#maine EAnd I would not F#remember how you Ebroke my F#heart todBay E B E
Well I Bwish I had a Esuper model Bso skinny and so Ewild BAnd a waitress in ENevada Says Bshe's carrying my Echild BI'd drive down Sunset EBoulevard, My Bhair blowin' in the Ewind BAnd I'd stop at fancy Erestaurants Bthey would let me Ein B E
And I'd spend all my F#money on Bcaviar B/Bband cocaG#mine EAnd I would not F#remember how you Ebroke my F#heart todBay E B E
EWell I Bwish I had my Epicture on the BRolling Stone Etoday with the Roilling Sones today And I wish the EEnquirer spread a rumor that I was gay BI wish I knew a Emovie star Bsomeone like Charlie ESheen BCause if he'd hang out with KEato
Well I guess Bhe'd hang out with Eme B E And I'd spend all my F#money on Bcaviar B/Bband cocG#maine rogaine [Outro] EAnd I would not F#remember how you Ebroke my F#heart BtodaEy B E B