Charlie Parr - Jesus at the kenmore

^GI met Jesus at the Kenmore, And he said ^CI'm going to heav^Gen. ^GHe said that he'd meet me ^Gthere, ^AAfter his last ^Dround. ^GWell, the waitress hollered "Last Call," And ^Cturned down all the ^Glights. ^GI saw Jesus at the Kenmore ^DAll drunk up last ^Gnight.

^GWell, he wasn't wearing a long robe, He ^Chad tennies on his ^Gfeet. ^GHe'd gotten a little ^Golder, And his ^Aeyes looked kinda ^Dbeat. ^GHe was wearing one of them ballcaps, And ^Con the front it ^Gread: ^G"I'd rather push my ^GFord, than ^Ddrive a Chevro^Glet."

^GWell, he was gettin' kinda boligerant, And they ^Ctried to throw him ^Gout. ^GHe pulled a smoke from behind his ^Gear, ^AAnd he began to ^Dshout. ^GSaid, "I'm bringin' you boys a message, And ^Cif there's any ^Gdoubt, ^GYou'd better straighten up and ^Gfly right, Or you ^Dknow I'll take you ^Gout."

^GWell, we all just sat and staired. Waitin' for ^Chis next ^Gmove. ^GThen Jesus just tugged his ^Gbeard, And ^Aordered him a ^Dbrew. ^GThe waitress hollared "Last ^GCall." We all ^Cbought him a ^Ground. ^GI met Jesus at the ^GKenmore, And he ^Dalmost took us ^Gdown.