Charley Crockett - I hope it rains at my funeral

A m^Can with forty ^Facres plowed and pl^Canted Can't^G send no fourteen year old boy to no sch^Cool The only thing I l^Fearned in the years I w^Corked on my daddy's farm Was s^Gon, you better get them crops in when it turns c^Cool

In the magazines, I s^Faw the pretty w^Comen I h^Geard about the drinkin' and the b^Cars If my daddy could've c^Faught me, he'd a-k^Cilled me He said, "Y^Gou might run, boy, but you ain't gonna get f^Car"

I hit town, y^Fou might say that it h^Cit me Next m^Gornin' there were things I knew more ab^Cout The woman who had taken me ^Fin she said, "C^Country boy, you're all right" The s^Game way I turned her on, she turned me ^Cout

The first law I broke,^F right away they g^Cot me I h^Gelped them build the country roads for awh^Cile They fed me two times a d^Fay and they kn^Cocked me down about four For th^Girty days I didn't even crack a sm^Cile ^A

I m^Det a nice girl and sh^Ge said I was her b^Daby She let me g^Ao and would never tell me wh^Dy I learned what it means to^G be somebody's b^Daby They l^Aet you lie in your bed by yourself and cr^Dy

The m^Diles were good but the m^Gileage is turnin' my h^Dair gray I've m^Aet some people that knew me and call me fr^Diend Ain't no sense w^Gantin' my life to live ^Dover I'd f^Aind different ways to make those mistakes ag^Dain

So let me say this, I^G never tried to hurt anyb^Dody Though I gu^Aess there's a few, that I still couldn't look in the ^Deye If I've got one wish,^G I hope it rains at my f^Duneral For ^Aonce, I'd like to be the only one dry ^D