Carter Usm - Shoppers paradise

^CGround floor Shoppers' Paradise ^Ghabit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives ^Cknuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden ^Ghearts ^CSpend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks ^Gtested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits ^Cozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding ^Gdates another summer of ^Chate

^CIt's the top shop for the tired and rundown ^Ggoing up for the final comedown ^CFirst and second floors, third and fourth world ^Gwars We've got a ^Cfree pair of flares, with every hip replacement ^Gjust take the stairs to the bargain basement ^CBabies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle.

^GLadies and ^Cgentlemen, ^Gboys and ^Cgirls the ^Gbig shop is ^Copen it's a ^Gwonderful ^Cworld

^CTop floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a ^Gdrunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist ^CWe've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. w^Gere going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G. We take ^CVisa, Access, American Express ^Gpatched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best ^Cclothes for all ages, mothers and babies

^CGoing down for all the things you missed all the ^Glove. peace and happiness that don't exist We've got ^Cenpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a ^Ggovernment freezer full of benefits A ^Cchildren's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys We've got ^GCabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies ^CCarpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum, ^GChemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans ^CLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls the ^Gbig shop is open and the world is ^Cwonderful