Carly Simon - Dishonest modesty

You co^C7me on strong telling everyone About your latest role How you sa^F7ved the movie, stole the show So you've been told

And if you ha^C7ve no time for all your offers You'll see that I get called And if you h^F7ave no time for all your men You'll see that I get balled

Well I do^G7n't expect humility But w^F7hat about some good old Dishonest mo^C7desty

You s^C7ay that you can understudy All the other parts That you can wr^F7ite a song that will make us cry And touches all our hearts And y^C7ou can House and Garden Vogue and Glamour, Mademoiselle Well, I^F7 know you can Bitch and Screw And Penthouse just as well

No I don'^G7t expect humility But w^F7hat about some good old Dishonest mo^C7desty

^C7You try to be unique But somehow something's wrong Your flo^F7wer childish vision of life Cannot last too long You're ^C7over thirty and underweight Though you call yourself petite ^F7And you hang around with all the clowns Who think they're so elite

Well I do^G7n't expect humility But w^F7hat about some good old Dishonest mo^C7desty No I don'^G7t expect humility But w^F7hat about some good old Dishonest mo^C7desty