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Tuning: E A D G B E
Warning: the key changes multiple times during the song. [Intro] F C Ab Db F C Ab Db F C Ab Db F C Ab Db [Verse]
FOh what a plain neCcessity to Abbe alive AlDbways too soon to FcriticCise Ab Db FI have had unCder my Abeyes and nose My mDbouth singing me FlullabCies Ab Db FI have no right to cComplain that AbI am alone And Dbhave no-one perFmanentCly Ab Db FBut if one "takes it bCy the hand" the "Abfunny man" laughs ForDbever lanFding them oCn Abme Db
[Intro] F C Ab Db F C Ab Db F C Ab Db F C Ab Db [Verse]
FOh what a plain neCcessity to Abbe alive AlDbways too soon to FcriticCise Ab Db FI have had unCder my Abeyes and nose My mDbouth singing me FlullabCies Ab Db FI have no right to cComplain that AbI am alone And Dbhave no-one perFmanentCly Ab Db FBut if one "takes it bCy the hand" the "Abfunny man" laughs ForDbever lanFding them oCn Abme Db
[Pre-Chorus]
F#Biting while I'm C#cutting deep Makes me Aend up with a Dclean sweep Making F#all my feC#ars A E F#completely disC#solve away The Asaving up for the Dhope day F#disappC#ears A (Get off!) E It's Gfunny how when you Dbreathe in Your Bbmouth opens, Ebair goes in G D Bb Eb She Gwon't boil using DTeflon on her Should BbI go and put the Ebkettle on her? G D Bb Eb
[Chorus]
G#Michael's D#got himself a G#girlfriend, Bhe's a lucky Efellow D# G#Katy's top D#was as white as G#ever, but Bnow it's gone all Eyellow D# G#Malcolm's a D#bastard and keeps G#acting Blike Emperor ENero D# G#Peter is D#constantly preG#tending to Bbe a superEhero D#
[Verse]
FWhat's in a name, laCla lala AbWhat's in a name, laDbla lala F C Ab Db FWhat's in a name, laCla lala AbWhat's in a name, laDbla lala F C Ab Db
[Pre-Chorus]
F#Biting while I'm C#cutting deep Makes me Aend up with a Dclean sweep Making F#all my feC#ars (laAla lala laEla) F#completely C#dissolve away The Asaving up for the Dhope day F#disappC#ears A E The Gfunny man hiding Dsomething Hands me Bbone thing, tryEbing not to laugh G D Bb Eb Then he Ggives me news of an Depitaph For the Bbcreatures dyEbing in my bath G D Bb Eb
[Chorus]
G#Tracy is D#turning and reG#volving Bin a city Elining D# G#Martin D#keeps his new LamG#bretta glBeaming and Eshining D# G#All news D#has its way then G#leaves me Bstaring at my Epillow D# G#All clouds D#have a silver G#lining glBeaming and Eshining
[Post-Chorus]
F#All of the Etime D#On the ESiegfried BLine C# D# G#All news D#has its way then G#leaves me Bstaring at my Epillow D# G#All clouds D#have a silver G#lining glBeaming and Eshining D#
[Instrumental] G# D# G# D# Cm D# G# D# G# D# Cm D# G# D# G# D# Cm D# G# D# G# D# Cm D# [Speeding up] G# D# G# B E D# G# D# G# B E D# G# D# G# B E D# G# D# G# B E D# G# D# G# B E D# G# D# G# B E D# G# D# G# B E D# G# D# G# B E D# G# D# G# B E D# G# D# G# B E D# G# D# G# B E D# G# D# G# [Slowing down] B E D# G#