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As always, Cardiacs song structure is generally mindbending and really difficult to tab up or chord-up as i have tried here. I am pretty sure what i have done is accurate, but the piece with the little girl singing " I will tear the secret..." etc might not be 100% but seems to fit quite well. Please, if you find out the exact chords for this, update this as you wish :) I tried my best to sit the chord changes exactly over the part of the word that Tim sings at that moment, to help, but sometimes the webpage will re-arrange everything and sit chords willy-nilly over the top of the text, so i hope it's as i wrote ! The chords at the end of each verse, sound better if used as a part-chord shape, as it were. G(E3,A2,D0) - G/F#(E2,A2,D0) - E(E0,A2,D2,G1) Have fun, should be easy to play through this one :) intro chords A, G, C, A, E, C, A, G, C, A, E, C
ADon't do aGnything just stand there CHolding the light with Aman and boy shaEkin' all hands
G C E G G/F# E G G/F# E If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead....
ASix big strong Gboys from the land CChewed off a piece of AMary MagdaElenes arms
G C E G G/F# E G G/F# E While guard-ians wailed 'Oh for shame! For shame!'
GI will AteFar the A#se-D-cret Bfrom F#your Dar..E...F#ms middle instrumental bit (chords)
A, G, C, A, E, C, A, G, C, A, E, C
AAnd come boys Gout from the hat! CI cannot see your Afeet!
Come on my Elucky lads! G C E G G/F# E G G/F# E You don't want to live forev-er!....
AAs I live and breGathe as'if in danger Cor as if in doubt A(Ran in circles Escreaming 'SHOU(t)!')
G C E G G/F# E G G/F# E If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead...
G(CruciAfiFed) I A#thought Dyou Bwere F#de..E...F#ad