Butthole Surfers - Dracula from houston

^AGot no future and a ^Egreat big past ^DLittle bitty guy on the ^Erim of my glass ^AGotta meet the plane so ^EI can get my monkey ^DTeach him to be cool but a ^Elittle bit funky ^AGot no credit and I ^Egot no fear ^DGot about a buck, so ^EI can buy a beer ^AGotta see a doctor about the ^Ewords that I said ^DGotta get a bike and I ^Egotta paint it red

^AOh no, ^Ewe gotta go ^DWe're not goin' to ^Elive forever ^AWhy, why, ^Ewe gotta die ^DYou know that we'll ^Ebe together ^AHey, hey, ^Ewe gotta say ^DI could never ^Ebe a saviour ^AYou don't have to ^Ebe there 'Cause I'm ^Dnever, never, ^Enever coming ^Ahome

^AThree feet deep in a ^Eslow motion wreck I was ^Dwalkin' the walk an' I was ^Etalkin' to the best I was ^Awrinkled an' shriveled an' s^Eteppin' out of line Playin' the ^Dend against the middle an' ^Elosin' every time I was ^Aveinious an' heinious an' ^Ecripple an' sad ^DThought I was invincible, the ba^Eddest of the bad Then I ^Awoke up one mornin' and s^Etepped out of bed ^DHad to get a bike. H^Ead to paint it red

^AOh no, ^Ewe gotta go ^DWe're not goin' to ^Elive forever ^AWhy, why, ^Ewe gotta die ^DYou know that we'll ^Ebe together ^AHey, hey, ^Ewe gotta say ^DI could never ^Ebe a saviour ^AYou don't have to ^Ebe there 'Cause I'm ^Dnever, never, ^Enever coming ^Ahome

^ACrazy (I'm cr^Eazed, I want to ^Dtell you about ^Eit) (x4) [Chorus] ^AOh no, ^Ewe gotta go ^DWe're not goin' to ^Elive forever ^AWhy, why, ^Ewe gotta die ^DYou know that we'll ^Ebe together ^AHey, hey, ^Ewe gotta say ^DI could never ^Ebe a saviour ^AYou don't have to ^Ebe there 'Cause I'm ^Dnever, never, ^Enever coming ^Ahome

^AStaring at disbelief ^Eout at the gloom I was ^Dforced with remorse to ^Elearn the bassoon I ^Agot real good in a^Ebout six years ^DStarted playing around for a ^Ecouple of beers ^AThen one day I was pl^Eaying at the gig ^DAn' in walked the monkey with a ^Ecouple of funky friends He c^Aame right over an' said "^Ethis is what you do" ^D"You're gonna get a b^Eike. You're gonna paint it blue."

^AOh no, ^Ewe gotta go ^DWe're not goin' to ^Elive forever ^AWhy, why, ^Ewe gotta die ^DYou know that we'll ^Ebe together ^AHey, hey, ^Ewe gotta say ^DI could never ^Ebe a saviour ^AYou don't have to ^Ebe there 'Cause I'm ^Dnever, never, ^Enever coming ^Ahome