Burl Ives - Call me mr in between

^CWell I'm ^Ftoo old for girls and I'm too young for women I've ^Clooked all around and my hopes are a-dimming

I ^G7feel like a fish not allowed any swimming And it makes a fella ^Cmean

To ^Ffeel he's a part of the Lost Generation I ^Cfeel like a choo-choo that can't find the station

I ^G7work like a dog with no recreation They call me Mr. In-^CBetween

Got a ^Fhotrod Chevy with a twin carburetor And ^CI know a gal that's a real sharp tomater

And ^G7she's got a Daddy with a Caddy that'll date 'er You see what I ^Cmean

Those ^Fsweet little things just set me a-drooling I'm ^Ctoo big for sodas and I'm too old for schooling

^G7Too young for loving but I'm too old for fooling They call me Mr. In-^CBetween

I ^Ffeel like a sailboat kept in a bottle I ^Cfeel like an engineer that can't find the throttle

I'm ^G7too small to walk but I'm too big to toddle And Lordy I'm turning ^Cgreen

To ^Fsee all the men making time with the ladies The ^Chigh school kids at the show with their babies

While ^G7I run around like a dog with the rabies They call me Mr. In-^CBetween