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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] A E F#m D [Verse 1]
AI have a thEeory dear, so F#mlet me put it paDst I hAave to check its vaElid though I F#mknow you didn't aDsk Ayou don't like to kEiss me, no F#myou don’t like to kDiss cause my beAard is way too itEchy and it scF#mratches up your lDips but AI can't shave it oEff - I'm too self-F#mconscious of the fDact I have a sAcar above my lEip that my F#mbeard and mustache mDask and I have a sAcar above my lEip 'cause I once sF#mmashed up on a cDurb flew oAver both my hEandlebars and sF#mtraight into the Ddirt and AI didn't have a heElmet on 'cause F#mthat was way back wDhen I was tAoo damn cool for sEafety rules or F#msimple common sDense so Aif I now Eremember right by F#mthe transitive rDule… Darling, yAou don't like to kEiss me 'cause I'm tDoo damn cAool
With tiAred eyes she stEared at me, "ItsF#m 3 am", she sDaid "BAug, be glad I lEove you, you're a goDober, go to bAed"
[Chorus]
You love my quirks, my quEirks, the dF#mopey way I flDirt you're eAven kind and wEarm when I am geF#mtting on your neDrves you love my quAirks, my quEirks, I'm cF#mertain you deDserve a haAndsome hunk, but nEow you're stuck with F#mthis annoying nDerd
[Verse 2]
AYou put up with more than most would mEind the time it takes to rise and sF#mhine I'm hittin' snooze at 6:D05, 6:15 and 6 more tiAmes you don't mind the way I weigh my fEood my morning routine which inF#mcludes scrambling to find my kDeys 'cause I can't leave them out in vAiew even though you bought that bEowl put it right beside the F#mdoor and all I have to do is sDet them there as soon as I get hAome instead I'm flippin' up the cEouch and - oh hey there they are, I fF#mound 'em have a great day and oh hDave you seen my wallet?
[Chorus]
You love my quAirks, my quEirks, the dF#mopey way I flDirt you're eAven kind and wEarm when I am geF#mtting on your neDrves you love my quAirks, my quEirks, I'm ceF#mrtain you desDerve a maAcho man, but aEll I am's a sF#milly introDvert
And I kAeep you up past midEnight, crazy thF#moughts inside my hDead "BuAg, be glad I lEove you, you're a goDober, go to bAed"
[Solo] A E F#m D 2x [Verse 3]
AShe holds to my t-shirt when EI take off my sweatshirt to F#mmake sure it stays down, now tDhat's what I call teamwork AI keep us on time, sEhe makes all our friends and mF#makes sure that my fly is ziDpped up on my pants if snAapchat is to flirt, and tiEnder to find love we're F#mback here snappin' polaroids just to shDake things up
[Chorus]
You love my quAirks, my quEirks, the dF#mopey way I flDirt you're eAven kind and wEarm when I am gF#metting on your neDrves you love my quAirks, my quEirks, I'm cF#mertain you desDerve a sAexy stud instEead of what you've cF#mhosen 'cause I'm sDure that all the giArls, the gEirls, who F#mhear this song and smDirk and feel pAity 'cause I soEund like I'm more tF#mrouble than I'm woDrth
are probably riAght