Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers - The swearing song

^GFather fished six days a week He ^Dwent to church on ^GSunday ^GHe confessed his sins and then he’d begin to ^Dsin again on ^GMonday But ^Cdon’t get me ^Gwrong He never ^Csinned indeed no ^Gworse ^Gbut sin in word But you should have heard The ^Cway that ^Dman could ^Gcurse He went:

^GLord liftin’, leaping lyin’, ^Cdear ravin’ and dancing dyin’, ^Gsufferin’ thunderin, workin’ wonderin’, ^Drobbin’ gobbin’ ^Ghairy, ^Ghells fire, firey flamin’, ^Cscreechin’ screamin’, namin’ blamin’, ^Gson of a no good, merciful-mudder, of ^Cjumpin ^DJoseph ^GMurphy!

^GOne day Father fished his last It ^Dhappened this a-^Gway ^GHe snagged his finger on a hook and the ^Dboat began to ^Gsway Oh he ^Cfell into the ^Gwater

But he ^Cnever should have ^Gdrowned ^GBut he couldn't keep his mouth shut The ^Cthird time ^Dhe went ^Gdown

^GSome say he’s down below But ^DI don't believe that's ^Gtrue ^GI dare allow he’s in heaven above ^DTurning the air bright ^Gblue For ^CI remember ^GFather The happiest ^Ctime he ever ^Gwas ^GCursin’ till he was blue in the face He had ^Ctime for ^Dnothing ^Gelse He went…