Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers - The shed song

^AmWoah^Am/G-oh -^Am/Foh -^Amoh [Verse 1] Where I ^Ampick apart my chain saw and ^Ggo to drink my b^Ameer A ^Amcouple of dozen ^Ggames of darts, t^Fhree or four times a ^Amyear ^AmSort my nuts and bolts, s^Gharpen up my ^Amknife Esc^Amape from the y^Goungsters, the T^FV and the ^Amwife

In me^Am shed, me shed, me ^Flovely little ^Amshed ^FMight as well get a ^Amchesterfield, a ^Gtoilet and a ^Ambed It's the ^Amonly place where I can go and t^Finker with my ^Amtoys Or ^Fgo and find sol^Amitude with a ^Gbunch of ugly g^Amuys

^AmWoah^Am/G-oh -^Am/Foh -^Amoh [Verse 2] When the ^Amsmoke goes up the chimney, I s^Gignal to the b^Amoys They a^Amll invent excu^Gses and they ^Fshow up like the ^Amflies They ^Amstand around discussing the d^Geeper things in l^Amife Like the ^Ambeauty of p^Giston or the ^Fmarvels of a t^Amrike

In me^Am shed, me shed, me ^Flovely little ^Amshed ^FMight as well get a ^Amchesterfield, a ^Gtoilet and a ^Ambed It's the ^Amonly place where I can go and t^Finker with my ^Amtoys Or ^Fgo and find sol^Amitude with a ^Gbunch of ugly g^Amuys

^AmWoah^Am/G-oh -^Am/Foh -^Amoh [Verse 3] There are ^Ammeaningful activities for ^Gmen to all enj^Amoy Like the shar^Ampening of a bu^Gck saw, or t^Fying up some ^Amflies To j^Amustify your shed time, keep qua^Glity in ^Amlife You b^Amuild a coffee ta^Gble just to ^Fsatisfy the ^Amwife

In me^Am shed, me shed, me ^Flovely little ^Amshed ^FMight as well get a ^Amchesterfield, a ^Gtoilet and a ^Ambed It's the ^Amonly place where I can go and t^Finker with my ^Amtoys Or ^Fgo and find sol^Amitude with a ^Gbunch of ugly g^Amuys

^AmWoah^Am/G-oh -^Am/Foh -^Amoh [Verse 4] And I g^Amot to say she's beautiful, m^Fen will all ag^Amree With her ^Amarse to the w^Goodpile, she fa^Fces out to se^Ama An ^Amoil drum wood stove, a h^Gole for the mo^Amuse And a th^Amousand little t^Greasures that got ^Fbanished from the^Am house

In me^Am shed, me shed, me ^Flovely little ^Amshed ^FMight as well get a ^Amchesterfield, a ^Gtoilet and a ^Ambed It's the ^Amonly place where I can go and t^Finker with my ^Amtoys Or ^Fgo and find sol^Amitude with a ^Gbunch of ugly g^Amuys

^AmWoah^Am/G-oh -^Am/Foh -^Amoh [Verse 5] If the w^Amife ever threatens and f^Gorces me to ch^Amoose Between my m^Amarriage or the s^Ghed, either ^Fway I'm going to ^Amlose Me ^Amtools and me buddies, or me ^Gwife and our b^Amed I ^Amguess I'll have to l^Geave it all, and ^Fmove into me^Am shed

In me^Am shed, me shed, me ^Flovely little ^Amshed ^FMight as well get a ^Amchesterfield, a ^Gtoilet and a ^Ambed It's the ^Amonly place where I can go and t^Finker with my ^Amtoys Or ^Fgo and find sol^Amitude with a ^Gbunch of ugly g^Amuys