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[Intro] C D E A G G [Verse 1]
The iCndecencies of cDity streets The Ecleaners' sweeping Atrucks from nine to Gnoon G And the Cfactories make Dclouds To keep the Esun from being Ajealous like the Gmoon G While the Chusband holds his Dhouse He hates his Echildren for being Egreen when he is Ggray G And his Cwife, she likes to Dtalk on teleEphones But just to Apeople far awayG G
[Chorus]
Well, the Ebig surprise was Ftelevised On a Gcrowded couch their Geyes grew wide and wet Oh, Ewas it really Dsuch a sad eCvent? C You could Ecapture this with Fcamera clips, but it Gdon't exist Just Glight on negaEtives Another Dnumber on the Cbirthday cake You should Aact your age
[Interlude] C D E A G G x2 [Verse 2]
We were Chungry for a Dholiday Won't Ecooperate with the Acalendar we Gfound G We just Cscattered snow-like Dstyrofoam And Esang our christmas Acarols all through Gtown G And the Cvoices soared, the Dpeople joined With sEilver coins they Afilled our cupping Ghands G And we Call agreed, the Dcharity was Emuch in need Yes, aA noble cause at Gthat G
And I Cmet a man, a Dmannequin Who Estood so still I Aknew he was Gafraid G And he preCferred a place of Dpermanance To the Eawful guessing Agame of choice and Gchange G
[Chorus]
Well, the Ebig surprise was Ftelelvised On a Gcrowded couch our Geyes grew wide and Ewet Oh yes, it's Dreally such a Csad event You can't Ecapture this with Fcamera clips No, it Gdon't exist Just Glight on Enegatives Another Dcandle on a Cbirthday cake And a Awish you make
Well, if the Ecostume fits, keep Fwearing it But no GHalloween could Gquite account for Ethis I guess you're Dgetting into Ccharacter C Or just Ebe yourself, if Fthat would help Or Gsink completely Ginto someone Eelse You dreamt of Dmountains but someCtimes a hole Is more Acomfortable
[Outro]
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