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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
Well, I A5rang up Pantucci, spoke to Lu-chi, I gave them G5all They G#5needed to A5know. If A5affairs are proceeding As we're expecting, Soon G5enough the G#5weak spots will A5show. I aE5ssume you underG5stand that we have A5options on your time, And E5will ditch you in the G5harbour if we A5must: But if it A5all works out nicely, You'll get the bonus you G5deserve From dG#5octors we A5trust.
[Verse 2]
The Fat A5Lady of Limbourg Looked at the samples that we G5sent And G#5furrowed her A5brow. You would A5never believe that She'd tasted royalty and G5fame If G#5you saw her A5now. But her E5sense of taste is G5such that she'll disA5tinguish with her tongue The E5subtleties a G5spectrograph would A5miss, And anA5nounce her decision, While demanding her rewG5ard: The G#5jellyfish A5kiss.
[Verse 3]
Now wA5e checked out this duck quack Who laid a big egg, oh sG5o black It G#5shone just like A5gold. And the A5kids from the city, Finding it pretty, took it G5home, And G#5there it was A5sold. It was E5changing hands for G5weeks till someone A5left it by their fire And it E5melted to a G5puddle on the A5floor: For it was A5only a candle, a Roman scandal oh G5oh oh, G#5Now it's a A5pool.
[Outro]
A5 That's what we're paid for A5 That's what we're paid for G5 That's what we're G#5paid for A5here.
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