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Tuning: E A D G B E
Note - no chords for the intro and verses just single notes Tab for the intro and verses: C C | C C | C C | C C | C A# |: A# A# C | C C | C C | C C | C A# :| x3 [Intro] N.C. (tab) [Verse 1] N.C. (tab) I can think of nowhere I would rather be Reading morning papers Drinking morning tea [Chorus]
She Gclutches the tray And then we talk just like a Dkitchen sink play Nothing A#ventured, nothing Fgained GLiving so close to danger DEven your friends are strangers A#Don't count upon their compaFny
[Verse 2] N.C. (tab) This is for the fingers This is for the nails Hidden in the kitchen Right behind the scales [Chorus]
GWhat do I care I'm wasting fingers like I Dhad them to spare Plugging A#holes in the ZuiderFzee GPunishing Paul for Peter DDon't ever trust those meters A#What you believe is what you Fsee
[Organ solo] G D C x4 [Bridge]
In my Gtown, there is a Draincoat under a Ctree In the Gsky, there is a Dcloud containing the Csea In the Gsea, there is a Dwhale without any Ceyes In the Gwhale, there is Da man without his raiCncoat
[Verse 3] N.C. (tab) In another country With another name Maybe things are different Maybe they're the same [Solo] G D A# F x2 [Chorus 2]
GBack on the trail The seven soldiers read the Dpapers and mail But the A#news, it doesn't Fchange GSwinging about through creepers DParachutes caught on steeples A#Heroes are born, but heroes Fdie GJust a few days A little practice and some Dholiday pay We're all A#sure you'll make the Fgrade GMother of God, if you care DWe're on a train to nowhere A#Please put a cross upon our Feyes
[Outro]
GTake me I'm nearly ready, you can Dtake me To the A#raincoat in the Fsky GTake me My little pastry mother Dtake me There's a A#pie shop in the Fsky
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