Brad Paisley - Selfie theinternetisforever

^DYour grandmother's in an open casket ^AYou’re in a suit and shades You take your ^BmiPhone out and you snap it^{A G}Hashtag sad d^Gay You ought to be a^Dshamed

^DPosin' the bathroom mirror In a ^Askimpy little two piece, ^BmBackground there's a toddler^{A G}Crying on the Toilet sea^Gt,

^DYou ought to be ashamed Of your ^Aselfie ^BmNow why you go tweet it^{A G}When you really oughtta just delete it ^DNow we all wanna unsee it, but we ^Acan’t You ought to be ^Dashamed

^DSpring break and in Daytona The ^Amiddle of a keg stand It ^Bmall fun and games until you daddy,^{A G}Follows you in Instagram^G You ought to be ^Dashamed

^BmYou ought to take that stick, break it in ha^Alf, ^GShow a little sense, show a little class ^DYou took it of your face, but you know you're really showing your ^Aass

Go on and ^Dtake one at the Gran Canyon Or if you ^Aget to meet Ringo Starr ^BmBut if you're texting some girl you just met ^{A G}Pictures of your little Brett Favre^G

^DYou ought to be ashamed Of your ^Aselfie ^DYou ought to be ashamed ^DLets all sing together The ^AInternet is forever ^DCome on you ought to know better The ^AInternet is forever ^DMaking out with your professor The ^AInternet is forever ^DNaked with an Irish Setter The ^AInternet is forever ^DSmoking in your third trimester The ^AInternet is forever ^DHe said his name was Heather The ^AInternet is forever ^DCan that t-shirt get any wetter The ^AInternet is forever ^DWhere the hell you'd get that sweater The ^AInternet is forever