Brad Paisley - Online

^GI work ^Fdown at the ^Cpizza pit And ^GI drive an ^Fold Hyun^Cdai ^GI still ^Dlive with my ^Emmom and ^Cdad I'm five foot three and over ^Dweight I'm a ^Gsci-fi ^Ffanactic, ^Cmild asthmatic ^GNever been to ^Fsecond base^C But theres a ^Gwhole nother ^Dme ^Emyou need to ^Csee go check ^Dout mys^Gpace

Cause ^COn ^G- ^DLine Im out in ^Ghollywood Im ^C6 ^Gfoot ^D5 and i look ^Gdamn good I ^Cdrive a mazer^Gatti im a ^Dblack belt in ^Emkarate and I ^Clove a good glass of ^Dwine It ^Cturns^G girls ^Don that I'm my^Gsterious I ^Ctell em ^Gthat I ^Ddont want nothing ^Gserious Cause ^Ceven on a ^Gslow day ^DI can have a ^Emthree way ^CChat with two women ^Dat one time I'm ^Gso much ^Fcooler on-^Cline. ^GSo much ^Fcooler ^Conline ^GI get ^Fhome I ^Ckiss my mom And she ^Gfixes ^Fme a ^Csnack And ^GI head ^Ddown to my ^Embasement ^Cbedroom And fire ^Dup my ^GMac ^GIn real ^Flife the ^Conly time I've ^GEver even ^Fbeen to L^CA Is when ^GI got the ^Dchance With the ^Emmarching ^Cband to play ^Ctuba in the ^Drose ^Gparade

But ^COn ^G- ^Dline I live in ^GMalibu I ^Cpose for ^GCalvin ^DKlien, I've been in ^GGQ ^CIm single and I'm ^Grich and ^DI got a set of ^Emsix pack ^CAbs that would blow your ^Dmind It ^Cturns^G girls ^Don that I'm mys^Gterious I ^Ctell em ^Gthat I ^Ddont want nothing ^Gserious Cause ^Ceven on a ^Gslow day ^DI can have a ^Emthree way ^CChat with two women ^Dat one time I'm ^Gso much ^Fcooler On-^Cline. ^GYea I'm ^Fcooler on^Cline

When you ^Dgot my kinda stats its ^Ghard to get a date ^CLet alone a ^Dreal girl^Gfriend But I ^Dgrow another foot and I ^Glose a buncha weight ^CEvery time I log ^Din

^COn ^G- ^DLine Im out in ^GHollywood Im ^C6 ^Gfoot ^D5 and i look ^Gdamn good ^CEven on a ^Gslow day ^DI can have a ^Gthree way ^CChat with two women ^Dat one time ^GI'm so much ^Fcooler on-^Cline. ^GYea I'm ^Fcooler ^Conline ^GI'm so much ^Fcooler on-^Cline ^GYea I'm ^Fcooler ^Conline