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[Intro] [Verse 1] G|-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------| A|0245---------------------------------| E|-------------2-----------3-------2---|
WheDn you see F#a deer you seGe BambiF# G|-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------| A|----------------------5-------024----| E|---0--------5------------------------| I seEme antlerAs up on thDe wall
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DYou see a laF#ke you think Gpicnics and F#I see G|-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------| E|-0-------------------------5---------| AEm large mouth up under thatA log
G|-----------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------5------------5---------| E|3---------------3------------------------------------|
GYou're probably thinking that Dyou're gonna change me G|--------------------------------| D|--------------------------------| A|--------------------------------| E|--3---------------3--------5----| InG some ways well maybe youA might G|-----------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------| E|-------320-------------2----------3---------2--------| Scrub me Emdown dress me F#up oh well Gno matter F#what G|-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------| A|---------------------5---------------| E|---0-----5---------------------------| ReEmmember AI'm still a Dguy
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When Dyou see a F#priceless French Gpainting F# G|-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------| A|--------------------5---------024----| E|0-------5----------------------------| EmI see a Adrunk naked Dgirl
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DYou think that F#riding a Gwild bull sounds F#crazy G|-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------| E|----0---------------------5----------| And EmI'd like to give it a Awhirl
G|-----------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------5---------5-----------------| E|3------------3---------------------------------------|
GLove makes a man do some Dthings he aint proud of G|--------------------------------| D|--------------------------------| A|--------------------------------| E|----3---------3--------5--------| And Gin a weak moment I Amight
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Walk Emyour sissy F#dog hold your Gpurse at the F#mall G|-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------| A|-------------------------5----5420---| E|------0------5-----------------------| But reEmmember AI'm still a Dguy
[Chorus] G|-----------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------5---| E|---------5-----------5---------------3---------------|
And I'll Apour out my heart hold your Ghand in the Dcar G|-------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------5---------| E|--------5--------------5---------3---------------| Write a Alove song that makes you Gcry D
G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------5---| E|-----5----------5-----------------3---------------|
Then Aturn right around knock some Gjerk to the Dground G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------| E|---------2-------------5-------------3-------5----| Cause he Bmcopped a feel Aas you walked Gby
[Verse 2] G|------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------| A|-0245-------------------------------------------| E|-------------------2----------3-------------2---|
I can Dhear you now F#talking to Gyour friends F# G|-------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------5---024--| E|-------0-------------5---------------------| Saying Emyea girls he's Acome a long Dway
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From Ddragging his F#knuckles, and Gcarrying a F#club G|------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------| E|----0--------------------5----------| And Embuilding a fire in a Acave
G|-------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------5------5------| E|-----3---------3---------------------------|
When Gyou say a backrub means Donly a backrub G|--------------------------------| D|--------------------------------| A|--------------------------------| E|-----3----------3------------5--| Then Gyou swat my hand when I Atry
G|-------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------| E|--320-----------2----------3----------2----|
Well Emwhat can I F#say at the Gend of the F#day G|------------------------------| D|------------------------------| A|------------------5-----------| E|0-----5-----------------------| EmHoney AI'm still a Dguy
[Guitar Solo] G|-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------| A|0245---------------------------------| E|-------------2-----------3-------2---| G|-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------| A|----------------------5--------------| E|---0--------5------------------------| G|-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------| A|0245---------------------------------| E|-------------2-----------3-------2---| G|-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------| E|---0--------5---------5--------------| [Chorus] G|-----------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------5---| E|---------5-----------5---------------3---------------|
And I'll Apour out my heart hold your Ghand in the Dcar G|--------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------5----| E|--------5--------------5---------3----------| Write a Alove song that makes you Gcry D
G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------5---| E|-----5----------5-----------------3---------------|
Then Aturn right around knock some Gjerk to the Dground G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------| E|---------2-------------5-------------3------------| Cause he Bmcopped a feel Aas you walked Gby
[Verse 3] G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------|
DThese days there's F#dudes getting Gfacials F# G|---------------------------| D|---------------------------| A|---------------------------| E|---------------------------| EmManicured Awaxed and Dbotoxed
G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|-0245--------------9--------------[10]-----9------| E|--------------------------------------------------|
With Ddeep spray-on F#tans and creamy Glotiony F#hands G|--------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------7---------------------| A|----7------------------------740------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------| You Emcan't grip a tackle Abox
G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------5---------5------| E|---------3------------3---------------------------|
Yea with Gall of these men lining Dup to get neutered G|--------------------------------| D|--------------------------------| A|--------------------------------| E|-----3---------3--------5-------| It's Ghip now to be feminAized
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I don't Emhighlight my F#hair I've Gstill got a F#pair G|------------------------------| D|------------------------------| A|---------------------5--------| E|---0-----5--------------------| YeaEm HoneyA I'm still aD guy
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And my Emeyebrows ain't F#plucked G|--------------------------| D|--------------------------| A|--------------------------| E|----------3---------2-----| There's a Ggun in my F#truck G|------------------------------| D|------------------------------| A|------------------------------| E|---------0---5----------------| Oh thank EmGod AI'm still a Dguy
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