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Working Where The Sun Don't Shine (The Colorectal Surgeon's Song) - Bowser and Blue [Verse 1]
CWe praise the coloFrectal Gsurgeon CMisunderstood and Fmuch malGigned CSlaving away in the Amheart of Fdarkness CWorking where the Gsun don't Cshine
[Verse 2]
CRespect the coloFrectal Gsurgeon CIt's a calling Ffew would Gcrave Lift Cup your hands and Amjoin Fus CLet's all do the Gfinger Cwave
[Verse 3]
AmWhen it comes to Fspreading joy CThere are many Gtechniques AmSome spread joy Fto the world CAnd others just spread Gcheeks
[Verse 4]
Some Ammay think the cardiGologist... Is Amtheir best Dfriend But the Ccolorectal Amsurgeon Fknows... He'll Cget you Gin the Cend!
[Verse 5]
CWhy be a coloFrectal Gsurgeon? CIt's one of those mysFterious Gthings. CIs it because in Amthat proFfession CThere are always GopenCings?
[Verse 6]
CWhen I first met a coloFrectal Gsurgeon CHe did not quite FunderGstand; CI said, "Hey Amnice to Fmeet you CBut do you mind? We Gdon't shake Chands".
[Verse 7]
He Amsailed right through Fmedical school CBecause he was a Gwhiz Oh but Amhe never thought of Fpsychology Though Che read passGages.
[Verse 8]
A Amdoctor he Gwanted to be For Amgolf he loved to Dplay, CBut this is not quite Amwhat he Fmeant..... By Ceighteen Gholes a Cday!
[Verse 9]
CWe praise the coloFrectal Gsurgeon CMisunderstood and Fmuch malGigned CSlaving away in the Amheart of Fdarkness CWorking where the Gsun don't Cshine.