Bowser And Blue - Colorectal surgeon

^CWe praise the colo^Frectal ^Gsurgeon ^CMisunderstood and^F much mali^Ggned ^CSlaving away in the^Am heart of^F darkness ^CWorking where the^G sun don't^C shine

^CRespect the colo^Frectal sur^Ggeon ^CIt's a calling^F few would^G crave Lift^C up your hands and^Am join^F us ^CLet's all do the^G finger^C wave

^AmWhen it comes to^F spreading joy ^CThere are many^G techniques ^CSome spread joy^F to the world ^CAnd others just spread^G cheeks

Some^Am may think the cardio^Glogist… Is^Am their best^D friend C Am F(strum once) But the colorectal surgeon knows... He'll^C get you^G in the^C end!

^CWhy be a col^Forectal^G surgeon? ^CIt's one of those my^Fsterious^G things. ^CIs it because in ^Amthat pr^Fofession ^CThere are always^G open^Cings?

^CWhen I first met a colo^Frectal ^Gsurgeon ^CHe did not quite^F under^Gstand; ^CI said, "Hey^Am nice to ^Fmeet you ^CBut do you mind? We^G don't shake^C hands."

He^Am sailed right through^F medical school ^CBecause he was a^G whiz Oh but^Am he never thought of^F psychology When h^Ce read passa^Gges.

A ^Amdoctor he^G wanted to be For^Am golf he loved to^G play, C Am F(strum once) But this is not quite what he meant..... By^C eighteen^G holes ^Ca day!

^CRespect the colo^Frectal^G Surgeon ^CHere and now we'll^F Raise a ^Gglass ^CFor the rectal surgeon ^Amlike the ^Frectum ^CCan tell a liquid ^Gfrom a ^Cgas

^CWe praise the colo^Frectal ^Gsurgeon ^CMisunderstood and^F much mali^Ggned ^CSlaving away in the^Am heart of^F darkness ^CWorking where the^G sun don't^C shine