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My first contribution....so be gentle with me!! Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai! You-you-you-you-you! Uno! Dos! Tres! Quatro!
AMy teacher asF#mked me where my hoEmework was and thDat's when I Atold her F#m "E;No hablo DIngles"
APoliceman cauF#mght me doing nineEty and that's wheDn he pulled mAe over "E;No hablo InDgles"
AA hippie withF#m a tambourine askiEng me if I could Dspare a dollAar F#m "E;No habloD Ingles"
ASome douchebaF#mg at the club trieEs to pick a fightD and grabs mAy collar F#m "ENo hablDo Ingles"
G(One! ) When I'm not feeling it!
D(Two! ) When someone's full of shit!
A (Three! ) D A When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar!
GTo make a getaway DIt's all you've gotta say!
E(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! ) "No habloA Ingles!"
F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" A F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" A F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" (Hey! Hey! Hey! )
AMy nephew askF#med me if I'd take Ehim to the Jonas DBrothers movAie F#m "E;No habloD Ingles"
AWalking my doF#mg I saw a sign thaEt says to please Dpick up the Adoodie F#m "E;No hablDo Ingles"
AMy mama gets F#mmad 'cause I neverE call my dad on hDis birthday A F#m &quoEt;No hDablo Ingles" A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe"
(One! )
GSo many different uses! (Two! ) AYou don't need no excuses! (Three! ) DIt's as easy as the third Agra-a-a-aD-ade!
GThe perfect getaway! DIt's all you've gotta say!
E(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! ) "No hablo Ingles!"
"No habloA Ingles!" F#m E D
"No hablo Ingles!" A F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" A F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" ---SPANISH BIT---- Alternate E & F(without barring) Did you brush your teeth! ? (No hablo Ingles! ) Where'd you leave your pants! ? (No hablo Ingles! ) Did you feed the fish! ? (No hablo Ingles! ) Do you like my band! ? ... Wait, don't answer that
"No habloA Ingles!" F#m E D
"No hablo Ingles!" A F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!" A F#m E D "No hablo Ingles!"